ostracizedpoodle:

i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly

(via asvprock)


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
mydirtynaughtyneeds:

Almost always
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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(via officialwhitegirls)

fagology:

Glad I can sacrifice my comfort in my own bed for my cat’s comfort. I’m such a good person.

(via withintherealmtramontana)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via slomps)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

(via i-suck-dick)