i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"