trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(via orgasm)

  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via barbies-not-even-perfect)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel, via pendents)

dirtyprettything:

(via THE ART OF Art Print by WASTED RITA | Society6)

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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(via telapathetic)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via circumcising)

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via trust)